INTERNET PANTS

You've been wearing them your whole life.
Have you ever wondered why?

[ THE RECORD ]

> Before pants, there was only chaos.

> The first pair was sewn 3,000 years ago. By whom? Unknown. For whom? Us. All of us.

> Two legs. Separated. By fabric. Think about that.

You put them on this morning. You’ll put them on tomorrow. This is the covenant.

— The Pants